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shifty, schemeing person that will do whatever they need to to escape whatever they fear in the moment
Listin up you little fucass weasel, if you lie to me again -- you are just gettin' yosef' another slap
jak가 작성 2003년 02월 13일 (목)
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A cunning, sneaky person. On internet forums they are often a liar, fake or poser. Will try to extract information from you to share with others and / or use it against you. Uses shiftiness to evade an obligation, commitment or duty. They will make promises then renege on them. 'Weasel' is very often followed by 'out' as in 'weasel out'.
"Watch her try to weasel out of that one."

"What a fucking weasel that lying bitch is."

"Every insurance company has a weasel clause so they don't have to pay their claim."
Grund1e가 작성 2006년 09월 01일 (금)
One who is particularly cunning, conniving, shifty, sneaky, scheming and down right sly. Weasels are known for their ability to adapt to any situation and to manipulate it to suit their own weasel ways. In other words, my brother Beau.

When used in regard to a female weasel, "weaselette" should be used.

Also used as a verb (ie. to weasel) and as an adjective (eg. weaselish)
"Tell me of your latest weaselish escapades, brother"
"Beau, you are a true weasel!"
"How are you going to weasel your way out of this one?"
"Beware of the weasel"
"Do teach me in the ways of the weasel"
Weaselette, sister of Weasel가 작성 2008년 10월 26일 (일)
A shyster. A lawyer. An attorney. A person who earns money by suing people.
Algonquin J. Calhoun is a sneaky little weasel.
Bumkicker Slade가 작성 2005년 05월 07일 (토)
a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught
jon is a fucking weasel!!
Jason D가 작성 2006년 04월 18일 (화)
A sneaky, cunning person. Who will do anything in an attempt to steal one's girl. Will try to hook up with a girl who was already hooking up with someone else. Just like the "Situation" when he tries to pull a robbery.
Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel
Ryan Too sick가 작성 2010년 10월 18일 (월)
A small rodent like person who is renowned for his sneaky, dishonest and generally unpleasant nature and is universally disliked. The weasel often has dirty gingery hair on his face and snout and is found skulking around in the shadows in a manner very consistent with other rodents.
"That Mennel guy is such a weasel."

"I'm going to exterminate that frickin weasel if I see him in the ECL labs again!"
Ynngwie J Malmsteen 가 작성 2008년 10월 23일 (목)
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