vp
Slang term for "Vice President". In a multi-unit retail company this term is used to define a high salaried company official who constantly dons a black business suit and randomly appears at non-specific locations to crack the nuts of the unfortunate store manager who is assigned to that district. This person is well versed with the proper four-letter words and appropriate venacular to ensure that the manager will never forget his visit and subsequently make certain that every square milli meter of his stores are cleaner than a 12 year old's twat.
Store manager: Guys, I need laborers tomorrow for 8 hours to clean up two of my stores!!

Ops Manager: But uh, this is like your 6th labor request for tomorrow, I don't even think your stores will be open long enough!

Store manager: I can't help it! the stores have to be perfect!! I mean VP's are traveling!!!
that outside dick가 작성 2007년 12월 26일 (수)
VP
"Vagina Pimple" - A vagina pimple isn't too bad, but forms when your pores clog up around your upper vagina area and you first think it's herpes, but its really not.
Girl1: omg.. i think i have a vp
Girl2: a What??
Girl1: like.. not herpes but a vagina pimple :(
Girl2: omg.. gross.. that happens once or twice though so nothing to worry about
healthslang가 작성 2009년 11월 07일 (토)
V.P
a virginal player someone that talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk
johnny: dude that girl is totally hot shes seriously into u

Ken: i know she wants me

sandra:How did it go with ken last night

Jenny: nothing happened he flopped on me

sandra: hahaha hes a V.P
brapbrapbrap!가 작성 2009년 04월 18일 (토)
Short for Seargeant von Pussy
V.P. = Seargeant von Pussy
cameroniswhite가 작성 2009년 06월 18일 (목)
V P
Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!"
Guy A: "...still man, she wan't there this morning?"
Guy B: "Nope, Serious V P! Prolly won't even see 'er till midnight tonight!"
Nick Brodersen가 작성 2008년 05월 11일 (일)
VP
VP, the abbreviation for Vain Perfection, is one of the hardest groups to get into on MySpace. It's standards alone rival the most prestigious of groups.
Jimmy: wtf, VP keeps rejecting me.
Glenn: tough, ain't it?
Jimmy: but i got into PD, why not VP?
Glenn: Cause VP has higher standards...
Glenn Brown가 작성 2008년 03월 09일 (일)
An acronym for "Visual Pollution". Used to describe a very ungly person.
"Oh my god did u see that girl she was a total V.P."
jozz가 작성 2005년 09월 12일 (월)

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