They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Cheesecake Eater가 작성 2003년 12월 12일 (금)
having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?
towlie가 작성 2002년 10월 02일 (수)
1).A man's penis in the semi-erect state. A limp dick. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n

4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v

6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
1)."You just can't do much with a "sock-puppet".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
joethemick가 작성 2012년 10월 07일 (일)
A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.
Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.
Evil가 작성 2003년 10월 18일 (토)
A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
ITGRF가 작성 2013년 05월 13일 (월)
Homer Simpson's greatest fear.
<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!
Bastardized Bottomburp가 작성 2003년 09월 16일 (화)
A man who is totally whipped by his woman - her hand is way up his butt, controlling him like a sock puppet.
She has that man on a short leash, she snaps and he jumps - he is such a sock puppet!
violet2580가 작성 2011년 03월 18일 (금)

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