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Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.
Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.
Honest Abe가 작성 2005년 03월 24일 (목)
A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle
Stinky Pears is a sock monkey
Taco가 작성 2004년 01월 30일 (금)
a very "out of the loop" innocent person.
"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?
peppermintpatty1994가 작성 2009년 07월 15일 (수)
A Ho that like to do crack!
she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!
Show가 작성 2005년 02월 06일 (일)
Sock used in a public restroom to clean the backside after a huge dump when no toilet paper or toilet paper seat cover is within reach. The sock works great in a pinch.
A sock monkey is not intended to be worn on the foot again.
However, putting the sock on your hand, with the soiled part facing out, and chasing your friends or family, shouting, "Kiss my sock monkey!!!", can extend the use of the sock.
Kiss my sock monkey!!!!
scumqueen가 작성 2005년 10월 21일 (금)
A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
AWESOMESAUCE가 작성 2013년 01월 19일 (토)
A duplicate account one uses on a message board, either simultaneously (to avoid getting primary account closed) or after having been booted off.

(See sock puppet.)
"I created a sock monkey named Cupcake after my first account was yanked."
Suzy Creamcheeze가 작성 2009년 07월 09일 (목)
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