Top Definition
A (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name.
I think I'm going to smurf and rape some n00bs.
ViS가 작성 2003년 05월 14일 (수)
A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.
"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!
Amber Almighty가 작성 2004년 06월 04일 (금)
Can take the place of any number of verbs.
I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
Weirdboyscott가 작성 2003년 01월 06일 (월)
To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
stefan the boy wonder가 작성 2004년 03월 02일 (화)
Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
Anonymous가 작성 2003년 04월 05일 (토)
In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.
Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.
#pro #noob #pwn #progamer #video games
tastelikecrab가 작성 2009년 02월 07일 (토)
A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.
James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.

Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.
#gopher #errand boy #meth dealer #meth cook #drugs
That Guy81가 작성 2011년 11월 14일 (월)
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