Top Definition
NOUN:

1. A nonsense word that just sounds funny

a. A pet's name

b. A modern name for a child

c. A Tourette's syndrome outburst.

2. A common misspelling of Captain Hook's sidekick

ACRONYM:

1:Strategy for Managing the Environmental Effects of Fishing

2.Society of Manufacturing Engineers Education Foundation:

INTERNET:

1: smeefsmeef: Tyler Robert Oxley's internet username for everything.

2: smeefypedia: Smeef's club started in 2007
NOUN:

1a: "sit, Smeef, sit. Good dog."
1b: My child's name? "Smeef."
1c: What time do I work ... SMEEF! ... tomorrow? ... ... Smeef!!!

2: (From the 1953 Disney movie, "Peter Pan") Peter Pan: For the last time, Mr. Smeef, take the princess back to her people!

ACRONYM:

1. www.fish.govt.nz/en-nz/Publications/Historical+Documents/Environment+and+Sustainability+Archive/SMEEF/default.htm

2. google SMEEF

INTERNET: (google these)

1: smeefsmeef youtube

smeefsmeef twitter

smeefsmeef myspace

2: smeef wetpaint
Orangesmeefminky가 작성 2010년 10월 17일 (일)
A type of rancid fart that exits through the penis.
Anthony decided to smeef in Brian's mouth because Brian likes men.
Harry Ballzonya가 작성 2006년 06월 06일 (화)
A queef where semen shoots out of the vagina; a semen queef.

Semen + queef = Smeef
1. "I knew she was cheating on me when I went down on her and she smeefed all over my face."

2. "You can't smeef in here, you'll take somebody's eye out!"
Scrappy McSmeefy가 작성 2009년 01월 19일 (월)
Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.
I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.
via giphy
Smeefmaster_flex가 작성 2016년 06월 14일 (화)
When you are eating pussy and she queefs.
Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.
Wakawaka36가 작성 2016년 07월 12일 (화)
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