anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite
Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites
simmonite-hunter가 작성 2009년 09월 26일 (토)

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