Top Definition
It has characteristics as a noun (the absolute and total), a verb (you schultzed her), an adjective (he is a totally schultz dancer), etc...Its meanings are endless, AS long as used correctly.

Some definitions:

schultz (n.) = a good friend or an unknown stranger. often paried with words of extremity, i.e. complete, total, utter, absolute, etc

schultz (adj.) = used to describe nouns. often paired with adverbs, "unbelievably, incredibly, totally, ridiculously, etc"

to schultz (v.) = to do any of various activities. Use is generally considered acceptable when the term has been previously used in the same context.

Other ex:
to schultz is smoke doob, slam, generally hang about acting like schultzes, etc

a schultzyization can be when you're standing in a small circle of people and somebody steps in front of you and pushes you out of the circle.
Jeremy, "Ohh sup!"
Aaron, "Sup schultz!"
Jeremy, "Alright let's do something but I don't want to go anywhere totally schultz."
Aaron, "Clearly."

Josh, "Dude, you should just schultz her already."
Jamison, "Ech."

Todd, "Sup dude? Let's go."
Jesse, "Eh I dunno... I'm kind of feeling like a schultz today.
Bryce, "Hey! Don't be a complete and total schultz! You're coming with us."

Nuñez, "Dave what did you end up doing?"
David, "Dude I couldn't take it. I had to get out of there. Her boyfriend was just this totally random schultz."
#schultz #schultzie #schultzed #schultzing #schultzyize #schultzyization #schultzyesque #schultzyesqosity #schultzbank #schultzfiend
ProliferateSchultz가 작성 2006년 10월 30일 (월)
"The shit," awesome.
Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!
#shit #shultz #shults #schults #the shit #the schultz #the shultz #the shults #the schults
Banana Burger가 작성 2009년 04월 11일 (토)
Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.
Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
#schultz #nick #fade #flake #dipping
a weekend of vampires가 작성 2013년 05월 22일 (수)
to shit your pants.
Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.
#shit #pants #gross #crap #poop #butthole
rdfyerytrw가 작성 2010년 01월 22일 (금)
to insert two fingers inside a girls vagina while simultaneously inserting one finger into the anus.
what is it called the schultz?

That girl loved it when i schultzed her last night.
#shocker #two in the pink #one in the stink #the schultz #schultzed #schultzing
yankeefanatic89가 작성 2011년 07월 17일 (일)
(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.
"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"
#schulz #shulz #shultz #fired #banned
Crowdsurfer가 작성 2010년 02월 07일 (일)
shultz is a tall mentally ill looking norwegian that has skin so bright it blinds small children
person 1: Dude
person 2: Ya
person 1: You see that loser over there
person 2: Uh ya he looks like a sick norwegian.
person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.
#alex #alex schultz #schultz #norwegian #mentally ill
Don't use your real name가 작성 2009년 03월 12일 (목)
매일 매일 받아보는 무료 이메일

아래에 이메일 주소를 입력하시고 매일 아침 Urban Dictionary 오늘의 단어를 받아 보세요!

이메일은 daily@urbandictionary.com에서 보냅니다. Urban Dictionary는 스팸 메일을 절대 보내지 않습니다.

×