Top Definition
An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
Chonky가 작성 2007년 06월 03일 (일)
A boner from seeing My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic content.
This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
Colgatepony가 작성 2011년 08월 31일 (수)
A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
bakenshake가 작성 2010년 05월 01일 (토)
a pussy boner
Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
Jesus Christ SAN가 작성 2009년 12월 04일 (금)
An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
jrfredrick가 작성 2013년 05월 21일 (화)
What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.
Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
HoboAC가 작성 2008년 02월 08일 (금)
when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
pbsbrockton가 작성 2011년 09월 03일 (토)
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