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oms
Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.
Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!
drbroccoli가 작성 2006년 11월 18일 (토)
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OMS
Means "On My Soul" as in putting something on your life. kinda like a Sacrifice
"People better stop playin wit me OMS."

"OMS she a fuckin Lame."

"Thats crazy Oms!"

"OMS that was funny af."
RealAsTheyCome가 작성 2012년 01월 04일 (수)
oms
oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.
south park is fuckin bad ass son

so are atheists. oms
hiphophead293847가 작성 2009년 08월 26일 (수)
OMS
Acronym for "Oh My Swift!" generally used by the millions of awesome Swifties worldwide in praise of The Fearless One, Taylor Swift. Similar to the over-rated and over-used OMG, but more.. FEARLESS. Usually used to express great joy, happiness and all the awesomeness of being a Swifty.
OMS! Her dress is so sexy!
guyswiftyonethree가 작성 2011년 08월 06일 (토)
OMS
Oh My Sean!
OMS that voice is adorable!
AteMonii:)가 작성 2010년 06월 15일 (화)
OMS
"OH MY SUNSHINE!!!"
OMS this day is amazing!!!

OMS you are beautiful!!

OMS Melissa is phenomenal!!

OMS!!!
Sunshine Lover!!!가 작성 2009년 04월 28일 (화)
OMS
OMS is an acronym for “old man syndrome”. If you can’t remember what you ate in the last few hours or even in the last few minutes then you suffer from OMS. Some signs of OMS are:

1) Accidental pooping
2) Accidental pooping on someone else
3) Random yelling
4) Saying “what” all of the time when someone asks a question
5) Wearing a cell phone belt clip
6) Thinking that a coin purse is a useful item to carry around.

7) Hating everything, literally peeing hatereade.

8) Forgetting everything
9) I forget what I am typing about…..
bob pissed himself again, I think we need to put him to pasture before his OMS gets the better of him.
_psyco가 작성 2011년 02월 26일 (토)

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