After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
luc richard mbah amoute가 작성 2009년 04월 13일 (월)
To wake up and then have a bacon & egg sandwich with cheese and tomato sauce. The cure for a weary morning.
"I'm still tired"
"You need a morning glory."
fastcatmiles가 작성 2014년 01월 06일 (월)
a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.
Yo pack me a morning glory bro!
imsizzle가 작성 2010년 12월 12일 (일)
Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
Twunce가 작성 2010년 03월 14일 (일)
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."
1-uptheguy가 작성 2009년 04월 09일 (목)
Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
Soiled Undergarment가 작성 2003년 08월 18일 (월)
Awakening in the morning after a very good dream, which results in sexual feelings. Also a song by Oasis, a British Indie band, which is about drugs and why people addicted need to "Wake Up" and realise that there is more to life.

Furthermore, "(Whats The Story) Morning Glory" is also an album by Oasis, released in Febuary of the year 2000. It is hailed by many as the greatest of its generation, with some amazing hits such as Roll With It, Champagne Supernova, Dont Look Back In Anger, and of course, possibly their most famous song of all timw, Wonderwall.
All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razorblade (Usually associated with sniffing cocaine)


Need a little time to wake up, Need a little time to wake up wake up, Need a little time to rest your mind? You know you should so I guess you might as well (Need to get real and realise that drugs arent everything, last line signifies that the person on drugs knows its wrong, and knows they should be off them, so why dont they just do it?)

Well.....Whats the story Morning Glory? (Signifies that drugs are an illusion to make you feel good)
EchoPark가 작성 2005년 06월 18일 (토)

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