Mother I'd Like To Fuck. Also known as ILTFMM (I'd like to fuck my mother).

A MILF is someone who....

1) Makes your penis erect when you know she shouldn't.
2) Spoils friendships. Telling your best friend you'd like to fuck their mother will only cause arguments.
3) Brings a father and son together. You can both talk about how much you'd like to have sex with the woman in question.
4) Makes you start masturbating, or, makes you masturbate even more
5) If she ignores you, you start having rape fantasies.
6) Makes you start looking at your own mother in a new light.
7) You hope is a pedophile or into the "younger kid" depending on age
8) Is to blame for you exposing yourself to her, being beat up by her, her husband AND your friend.....plus being arrested by the police.
9) Makes you go with the neighbourhood slut just to fantasise it's the MILF you're having sex with.
10) Turns you into a criminal, and you find yourself breaking into her house and discovering a new pastime called "panty sniffing".
"I'm sorry your mom died. I'm going to really miss her. Expecially with her being a MILF"

"Mom, I'm sorry I slipped my hands between your legs when you were asleep. But I'm so in love with a MILF, I needed to touch your vagina and pretend it's hers"
Doctor Phew가 작성 2011년 08월 14일 (일)
The Moro Islamic Liberation Front,an Islamist group located in the southern Philippines.
MILF rebels killed 5 government soldiers yesterday.
Wpedit가 작성 2010년 08월 19일 (목)
1) The Moro Islamic Liberation Front. This group is an Islamic insurgency in the southern Phillipines.

2) Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Hey, did you hear about the terrorist attack in Manila by the MILF. Yeah, the MILF is full of suicide bombers.

Oh yeah, and there are a bunch of MILFs in Manila, too.
mandavoshka가 작성 2010년 07월 28일 (수)
Man, Iwaizumi Looks Fantastic
It targets a number of anime characters with the said name, however It's regularly used for Iwaizumi Hajime a character in haikyuu!!.
MILF don't'chu agree Kuroo?

Oikawa was scribbling in his notebook all day and when I asked to see he told me later, so now he came and said I got it and we were like what and he shows us 'MILF' and explained us what was it. He got beat.
shrvwop가 작성 2015년 05월 31일 (일)
Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...
Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo
Story-Teller가 작성 2015년 01월 05일 (월)
Your mom.
Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
duderino555가 작성 2014년 10월 26일 (일)
Mother I'd like to f**k. A fit mom who everyone wants to bang. Usually with big tatas.
Lee: OMFG Your mom is a MILF!
Dean: Ikr, she's fit as hell.
Iz U Down가 작성 2014년 09월 20일 (토)

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