A warning to men. A period of leave given to a woman, for the purpose of vaginal recovery in the hope of avoiding any office 'relationship' complications, post child birth.
Phil : "cor Dave, what do you think my chances are of getting it on with Becky at the office party mate?"

Dave: "I wouldn't bother Phil, you wouldn't want to, she's come back early from 'maternity leave' "

Phil : "cheers for the warning, I'll try that new temp, Mandy"
railville가 작성 2007년 11월 15일 (목)
A period of time where the woman takes advantage of the fact that shes a woman and gets paid for not showing up to work. Don't ask why, or else risk being branded as woman hater by feminists.
RationalDude: Maternity leave is basically a paid vacation, thats why its controversial.

Feminist: What? You have something against maternity leave? You must be RACIST...I mean uh SEXIST! You hate women! You're a rapist! You beat your wife every night don't you?

RationalDude: I don't hate women and I'm not married yet...

Feminist: DOWN WITH MEN!!

RationalDude: *shakes head* whatever
zedude가 작성 2009년 04월 30일 (목)

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