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Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.
Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!
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something better than eternal happiness by all reason.
Nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
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Someone or something that is completely unsuitable for a given task.
Captain Ahab is such a Jam Sandwich at everything. Except hunting whales.
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take 2 peices of bread and jam those bitches together to form a "jam sandwich". could possibly dip in bar-b-que sauce do get superior quality.
theres nothing to eat in this bitch. i guess i got to make me a jam sandwich.
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what you eat when you're too drunk to make anything else.

recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.
i was so tanked last night. i wanted to make mac & cheese, but settled for a jam sandwich.
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When a woman is on the rag and has a threesome with two men.
"Go on there, Simon! That jam sandwich you made me last night was dead good"
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A Uk police car, specifically the kind with an orange strip all the way round the sides. A bit of a misnomer really, but marmalade sandwich just doesn't sound right. Plus these days most police cars are either in high visibilty markings that resemble batenburg cake, or just plain white.
Cockney: Oh fack. That dibbles getin' awt of 'is jam sandwich. RUN!
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