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A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
hornets 4 lyf가 작성 2013년 01월 13일 (일)

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