the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*
kiki the firefighter number 2가 작성 2015년 04월 11일 (토)
a dick, who has no friends
John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends
hulk1823가 작성 2015년 03월 31일 (화)
He's gay....and never home
Look at Jacob, gay cunt, oh wait: He's not even home
Benjahman가 작성 2015년 03월 13일 (금)
a male that does not often care of others feelings. usually nicknamed "dick" or "douche"
hurts others for his own enjoyment.

his poop is often the shape of a duck.
that man is so mean, must be a Jacob.
blue jeans가 작성 2014년 06월 21일 (토)
Biggest dickhead that goes to your school. Talks shit behind your back, hates all girls, and gives people stinkeyes for no reason but because he doesn't have a life. Often tries to skip class and complains when he gets expelled from the class. Lies about not taking drugs are smoking because he thinks everyone in the school is a fucking idiot. The kind of kid that drinks behind the school and expects not to get caught.
Cute girl: "Hi Jake!"
Jacob: "Fuck off, you attention whore."
RainingRaisins 가 작성 2015년 02월 19일 (목)
Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
1290579302918503가 작성 2014년 06월 28일 (토)
The Jacob is an odd creature. They stalk and they creep and they prey on the weak and the young. They tend to smother and trap their love intrests until they become sucidal. Usually pedophilic in nature they love the fresh faced sight of youth. The Jacob is not an intelligent creature and therefore flocks around stronger groups of males to protect himself. Jacobs' do not like bluntness and if you come into contact with one flee immediately. Though the love interest initially pities the young man, it becomes evident as the process continues that the Jacob is simply using his "vulnerability" as a complicated web, that once one gets tangled in, becomes increasingly difficult to release from. Be advised: in intimate occurances he may cause motion sickness, and in daily life, will cause nausea.
The love interest found herself drowning in Jacob's despair, and so took it upon herself to light the asshole on fire, only to discover that he had, in his undying love for her, consumed it, and continued to stalk towards his love.
snoozingwhilelosing가 작성 2013년 05월 03일 (금)

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