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Whenever girls you don't want want you and your friends really badly, you use it.
Weird girl: hey guys, you want to go watch a movie at my house this friday?
Guys: HOOP...
boomclapboomboomclapdesnap가 작성 2009년 06월 01일 (월)
Acronym for Highly Opinionated Older Person. A HOOP needs little provocation to tell you all about their life and the things that bother them about it. No matter what it is, they have a very specific position on it and will expound on this in paragraphs. They will sometimes ask you for advice on something and then proceed to tell you why your advice is invalid. It often seems as if their existence is based on a steady flow of complaints.
That guy talked my ears off about all his family members and what was wrong with each and every one of them, down to their political positions. Total HOOP moment.
deusdiabolus가 작성 2011년 08월 10일 (수)
A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.
"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
Umlaut Tilde가 작성 2010년 05월 10일 (월)
Contraceptive ring used by females.
Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
YINGISWRONG가 작성 2009년 12월 10일 (목)
as a verb to shove something in your ass
i hooped my weed
Spinbad가 작성 2004년 05월 21일 (금)
Slang term for the toilet.
"Yo, it's gonna be a photo finish, where's the friggin hoop in this place??"
KidT가 작성 2009년 04월 18일 (토)
The rim of your asshole.
Slide that dick through my hoop, big boy.
Buttfuck가 작성 2006년 05월 05일 (금)

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