A very large, strong, hairy, yet intelligent and bipedal primate which bogarts overtime at soybean processing plants in Iowa. While normally gentle at work, it becomes enraged at extreme stupidity adversely affecting its workplace environment. This rage can only be calmed by scantily clad female redheads.
Gusquatches are generally harmless to creatures around them, however, cats may be subject to "whisker trims" and human males are frequently encouraged by gusquatches to give "titty twisters" to their mates. While gusquatch is indirectly responsible, some human males have been subject to being ghengis-khaned by their mates as a result. Always use caution and discretion when following the suggestions of a gusquatch.
Truck Driver Ron: "Damn, is that a bigfoot sweeping the parking lot?"
Truck Loading Indian: "No, that's just Gusquatch, bogarting that clean-up overtime again!"
creewolf가 작성 2008년 05월 05일 (월)

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