A piece of garbage some faggot nerd made up that killed all the chances guys wanting to get laid.

Facebook did 3 things

A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.

Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site

B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.

One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.

C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.

In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general

Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
James: Yo man I tried talking to this girl on facebook, I think her name is Sarah or something, she is fine as fuck, I'm definitely gonna get it!

John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.

James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
Diamond Liger가 작성 2012년 09월 04일 (화)
a stalkers dream come true
facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
jim가 작성 2005년 03월 08일 (화)
the reason my papers are never done on time.
need to write report = facebook time!
q-mas가 작성 2005년 02월 10일 (목)
An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:
1.) Procrastinating
2.) Stalking
Scenario 1:
Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:
Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!
Girl 2: Really?!
Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)
Amanda가 작성 2004년 11월 05일 (금)
WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.
Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.
Kissabledimplz가 작성 2005년 12월 02일 (금)
A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!
Pro가 작성 2006년 01월 16일 (월)
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.
Joshthalk가 작성 2010년 12월 10일 (금)
A place that used to be for only people in college, and then only college and high school, and now its lame and equally as creepy as myspace because its open to anyone and everyone, and they have something called the "news feed" where you learn about dumb shit that no one really cares about. (Basically an easy way to stalk people.)
Facebooker 1: Hey I was on facebook today and after I read the news feed I learned that megan's relationship is now complicated and jen just wrote on cindys wall!

Facebooker 2: wow. I really didn't need to know all that.

Gaby Gutierrez가 작성 2006년 10월 13일 (금)

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