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they are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything.
henry: bitch, why didnt you make me those waffles yet?!

bitch: i was watching maury.

henry: stupid whore, excuses are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything. now get back to the kitchen.
wafflelover88가 작성 2009년 07월 29일 (수)
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Like assholes, we all have one, and they all stink.
$$C-P0sEr$$가 작성 2009년 12월 22일 (화)
An attempt to create a justification for something that you knowingly decided to flake out on. Lack of balls to take responsibility for your own actions or wrong doing. A pussy attempt to make someone feel better about their disappointment by disguising a lie as an excuse.
I've been meaning to call you back but I have been really busy. Total bullshit excuse. The person saying this is full of shit they are either avoiding you or had something else that was more important to them.
GVIII가 작성 2015년 06월 05일 (금)
A sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in FPS games such as Counter-Strike and Quake
1.
stat killed Reaps with ma41
(Dead)Reaps: OMFG stupid mouse cord FS!
2.
RandomCSer killed Reaps with mp5navy
(Dead)Reaps: omg my ping FS, was 600 THEN!
(Dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(Dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when I last checked
(Dead)Reaps: omfg no it was'nt !! FS!
Anonymous가 작성 2003년 05월 27일 (화)

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