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1.
During morning sex, John Stewart stands over a woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling "God Bless America".
"Now hold still, Ann Coulter, because I, John Stewart, am about to drop a loaf on your shriveled up skankboobs for a lovely English Breakfast. Gooood Bless Americaaaaaa!!!"
NotJohnStewart가 작성 2013년 12월 03일 (화)
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2.
To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
Dan Rich가 작성 2006년 02월 18일 (토)
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During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.

D. Butter가 작성 2009년 01월 26일 (월)
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4.
When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them
Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.
British Gentleman가 작성 2008년 01월 21일 (월)
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5.
a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
tyronedashizzle가 작성 2007년 04월 30일 (월)
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An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.
I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.
Chubbs Rambone가 작성 2011년 07월 27일 (수)
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7.
When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.
i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast
Kaiser2000가 작성 2008년 05월 22일 (목)
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