something people chant while running through the hallways at my school. It is sung just like the Ri-cola commercial
John: *coughs*

Everyone in room: e-bola!!!!!!
GrandWizardMan123가 작성 2014년 10월 31일 (금)
actually, the second guy was wrong. Ebola is a completely different virus from Marburg, and the first Marburg outbreak was at a plant that used chimpanzee parts to test vaccines, not a nazi test lab. Basically since chimp DNA is so similar vaccines work the same way which is why they use chimp parts. The Nazis really had nothing at all to do with Ebola. The first ever outbreak of Ebola was in 1976, many years after the Nazis fell out of power. Not that it didn't suck for the Africans or anything. Symptoms in the later phases include detachment of the intestinal lining from its place, hemmorhaging from any or all orifices, liquidation of some internal organs (not from stomach acid by the way) and the mind often slows down to stopping. There are some other rather nasty symptoms but those are the ones that come to mind.
"Hey, look, that guy just shat out his intestines in a huge gush of blood."
"Hmm. After thorough evaluation I have concluded that he has Ebola."
Fugerko.?가 작성 2003년 11월 22일 (토)
The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.
Where's Anthony?

He must have Ebola.
AiiR x ChiieFs가 작성 2014년 10월 20일 (월)
A level 4 pathogen, the Ebola virus is pound for pound the deadliest disease known to man. Ebola has a mortality rate of over 80%. There have been 4 outbreaks of Ebola and all of them have occured in Africa.
The ebola virus ate away all of his organs and caused internal and external bleeding.
§가 작성 2004년 07월 19일 (월)
A disease in which the Zaire strain could totally own the entire fucking world. 90% casualty rate. it liquifies your collagen, so you skin basically will fall apart or become bruised very easily. It replicates and acts so quickly that you are dead within three weeks of contraction. You spew virus particles, and your blood runs black with the infection.
OMFG i just got ebola!
Wtf Mate!
Cannibalized가 작성 2005년 05월 24일 (화)
a deadly virus
ebola is worse than ecoli
david가 작성 2003년 12월 09일 (화)
Currently the 17,000th scariest thing in Africa. It made headline news and everybody was scared shitless when the outbreaks occurred, but after 2 weeks, just like every other bandwagon, everybody forgot about it.
Person 1: Hey, you heard about those Ebola outbreaks in Africa?

Person 2: Yeah. But after a couple weeks it'll die off and people will find better things to freak the fuck out about.

Person 1: True.
1-800-PAIN가 작성 2014년 08월 11일 (월)

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