The act of a man stuffing his junk into the mouth of another person and then proceeding to poop on that persons face.
Man, that chick last night was crazy! She wanted to get a crumpet!" "Man thats sick.
thecrumpetdeveloper가 작성 2010년 11월 15일 (월)
Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.

Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey

keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
Therealman445가 작성 2010년 06월 25일 (금)
a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--
harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"
holly가 작성 2004년 11월 22일 (월)
the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
xcczxczxc가 작성 2009년 02월 25일 (수)
A word you call a white person instead of cracker
I was beat up by a gang of crumpets
stevie가 작성 2004년 04월 04일 (일)
Snotty British exchange student(s).
Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.
Anonymous가 작성 2003년 09월 05일 (금)
A person of African descent. (A black person).
"Crumpets love the purple drank."
Schwamp가 작성 2007년 08월 29일 (수)

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