A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey dude, me and you gona go eat some crumpets later?
Captn Luke가 작성 2007년 02월 27일 (화)
1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
GashPash가 작성 2010년 02월 09일 (화)
The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
Blake A. Eveleigh가 작성 2008년 05월 24일 (토)
Someone who is fat and greasy and leaves a big stain of grease on someone or something if she or she touches it.
Mei's sucha helpful crumpet she can grease my frying pan to fry eggs.
FannyMay가 작성 2009년 08월 29일 (토)
Vagina, pussy, minge.
Lets go butter some crumpets lads.
JOE B SPECIAL가 작성 2009년 05월 26일 (화)
A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.
Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!
the triple threat gang가 작성 2008년 03월 21일 (금)
Slang for Vagina, Nothing To Do With The Actual Shape Or Structure Of 'It' But A Crude(r) Way Of Saying It. . .
'' Yo Man She Had One Tite Crumpet!''

(After Sex, Man Annouces)
''Maaan! Best Crumpet I Ever Had''
jordita가 작성 2007년 10월 06일 (토)

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