A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.
My Roommate: Yo man you goin' out tonight yo
Me: UH, NO I'M NOT 21 SO I GUESS I'm JUST GONNA SIT IN MY ROOM TONITE AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS AND CRY TO MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM.
I hate college가 작성 2005년 01월 09일 (일)
another word for saying something or someone is innovative with scarce resources, for instance when someone is in college and has absolutely no money.
kevin: "i ran out of laundry detergent, so i've been using handsoap."
jane: "that's so college.."
Ramona Frank가 작성 2009년 05월 03일 (일)
What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.
I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.
doin flips n shit가 작성 2012년 07월 28일 (토)
where you party, get drunk and get laid.
Matt: I went to college, and now I'm a man!
Disturbia Lady 009가 작성 2008년 08월 22일 (금)
a place where you go to get drunk, have sex, learn, have more sex, drink beer, and get stoned.
I went to college with my girlfriend.
woohoozee가 작성 2010년 02월 06일 (토)
(1) a sarcastic name for any sort of intellectual snob, college student, or know-it-all. (2) Can also be a sarcastic retort when someone says something stupid.
(1)
person A: "There were a plethora of colors available--"
Person B: "Wait, did you just say plethora?"
Person A (snobby): "Yeah... It IS a word you know..."
Person B (sarcastic voice): "Sure thing, college!"

or

(2)
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just figured out the 'Sixth Sense'! Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!"
Person 2 (sarcastic voice): "Wow... way to go college..."
Devushka21가 작성 2008년 10월 07일 (화)
it can be described in 3 words
beer sex and class
When we go to college its gunna be some much fun. I come home drunk, smart, and not a virgin
Ryan Galles가 작성 2005년 04월 04일 (월)

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