See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
Gregatron가 작성 2003년 09월 23일 (화)
One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.
Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;
teh pwn jAs0n가 작성 2005년 07월 27일 (수)
As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:

"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.

A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.

If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.

You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.

Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.

No P.h.d. required.
"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"

That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
JeremySteele07가 작성 2009년 02월 10일 (화)
Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
Merchant가 작성 2005년 08월 05일 (금)
a person that swings from cock to cock, preferably a male figure of some type.
Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
D bizzle and M shizzle가 작성 2003년 12월 05일 (금)
1. (insult) Somebody who would rather take a meat injection up the shitter than stand up for himself or others.

2. (insult) Somebody who loves taking cock up the back passage more than anything else on earth.

3. (insult) Generally a bit of a tit.
"Hey there goes that fucking 'cock-monkey' Johnny, Let's douse him in oil and set fire to him!

"I hate Harold, he's such a cock-monkey."
soulspinner가 작성 2006년 07월 14일 (금)
Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.
These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.
wulfy가 작성 2007년 05월 19일 (토)

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