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The solution to all your childcare needs.
Thanks to George W Bush's abstinence-only sex education, coathanger stocks have risen significantly.
BeanSpleen가 작성 2005년 02월 03일 (목)
An abortion machine
"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"
Rodger Dodger가 작성 2003년 08월 01일 (금)
a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"
#hanger #clothes #wire thingy #abortion #metal
JMSMD AKA CHOMP가 작성 2007년 10월 27일 (토)
A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
#sissy #extra #doormat #zeta male #yes man
Ruhbee!가 작성 2008년 03월 10일 (월)
The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.
Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"
#coathanger #abortion #women #dating #halfrican
Jonifrican가 작성 2008년 04월 03일 (목)
what my tv arial currently is
i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
#coat #hanger #jacket #tshirt #sock
i want my face to be blurred가 작성 2007년 01월 07일 (일)
A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
#sissy #extra #doormat #zeta male #yes man
Ruhbee!가 작성 2008년 03월 05일 (수)
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