Another person you are forced to be around 40+ hours a week in order to earn a paycheck. Outside of work, you would NEVER want to associate with this person except to point to them and tell the police, "Yeah, there's the idiot that stole your squadcar right there Officer".
DoubleTurds: Sitting in adjacent office cubicle Dude, what if you like ate your own Poop...and then crapped THAT out, would the result be like..DOUBLE TURDS?! LOL DANG I AM FUnnY!

WorkerBee: Hmmm. Are there comparable light and oxygen levels on the Idiot planet?

DoubleTurds: What? I remember this one time, there was this dude in High School, and man he was cool, I wanted to be THAT dude...

WorkerBee: Looks around at other office workersIs it Friday yet? Can we just SAY it is Friday,
and everyone agree to it, and just LEAVE..

DoubleTurds: I am so glad you are my co-worker,
and that we are BESTEST friends..
I think I will stay over night at your crib tonight if my wife lets me..hold on, Just let me call her now...

WorkerBee: Ok, I'm out! Whew, I just suddenly got very ill, something came over me...see you all on Monday!! Runs from cubicle

Stoogin-Poogins가 작성 2006년 02월 17일 (금)
Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.
"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.
vernon dutton가 작성 2004년 01월 20일 (화)
An orker of cows; not to be confused with "coworker", which is a person who works with you. Many, if not all of the problems you face on the job can be traced directly to the intervention of cow orkers.
I ain't workin' with him! He's a bloody cow orker!
polish stallion가 작성 2006년 08월 15일 (화)
1. A person, who shares a common work environment, who assists or has similar duties as oneself.

2. Same as 1, but does everything in their power to stop you from getting your job done
My co-worker Jane didn't send the forms to finance and now I lost my vacation because of it!
Snapdragon가 작성 2003년 08월 08일 (금)
A deliberate misspelling of co-worker, to amuse oneself or others.
One of my cow-orkers gave his two weeks notice after winning the lottery.
extasia가 작성 2008년 01월 01일 (화)

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