A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

Mr. Shwizzle가 작성 2009년 01월 07일 (수)
see also teggit
Ouch! Teggits
oracle가 작성 2004년 03월 12일 (금)
The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
ataraxis가 작성 2009년 07월 05일 (일)
A guy who rants on Urban dictionary because he is the actual sad pathetic little bastard. Uncultured and Uneducated and obviously doesn't know the difference between Geek and Nerd. Amazingly prejudice, ignorant and arrogant. Either is stupid and rubbish and so trashes people who are better or gets teased and doesn't know how to ignore and embrace it. The former is much more likely.
Clinker rants about nerds and japanese people when he is ill informed
ClinkerIsSad가 작성 2010년 06월 01일 (화)
the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
mike briggs가 작성 2003년 07월 13일 (일)
a chocolate coated candy treat for inserting in one's anus so that they may derive sexual pleasure
ooooh mumma! i couldn't get my self off prior to the invention of the clinker *THANK YOU PASCALLS*
spencer7가 작성 2003년 06월 06일 (금)
One who collects clams
Clam collector
Bob가 작성 2004년 03월 14일 (일)

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