The day the music died (officially)
Friday, March 11, 2011
With the release of the youtube hit "Friday" by Rebecca Black,

marks the low point of popular music. This song makes Justin Bieber sound like Jimi Hendrix. A girl is faced with the universally-relevant, ethical dilemma of which seat she should take as her underage friends drive her around, ditching school, to go to a "party," all while expressing a great appreciation for the day of Friday, reminding her listeners the days preceding and following Friday each week.
"I haven't been on youtube since Black Friday"- Person 1
"Wow, I haven't been on youtube since i saw the music video to that song "Friday"' Person 2
"thats what I said" Person 1
locust615가 작성 2011년 03월 17일 (목)
The friday your check doesnt come
My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday!Damn!
Joshua Conley가 작성 2005년 11월 25일 (금)
1. The number one cause of death in the US.
2. The reason why most people hate America.
2. America? Fuck no, they have Black Friday!
Ihopethisnameisnttaken가 작성 2010년 04월 01일 (목)
Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.
HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!

*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*
XileLord가 작성 2010년 12월 10일 (금)
The first friday after Black Ops release. The first time nerds get to stay up all night playing call of duty.
A: Dude are you ready for Black Friday?

B: Hell yea I've got my BFC monster and 120 pizza rolls!

A: BEST NIGHT EVAARRRR!
JayDrizzle가 작성 2010년 11월 15일 (월)
It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.
Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio.
Bob: It's because it's black friday.
Special K1가 작성 2008년 11월 25일 (화)
The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player.

The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.

The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.

Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.

If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.

And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.

As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.

And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
DeviousFudge가 작성 2010년 12월 01일 (수)

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