Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
Rockwell가 작성 2005년 08월 20일 (토)
A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.
Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.
Fran가 작성 2003년 12월 31일 (수)
when a girl is on her rag and whips out her tampon to smack someone across the face with it to leave a bloody mark.
After Jane got mad at Fred she whipped out her tampon and gave him a beaver cleaver.
Muffin Punkinpants가 작성 2010년 07월 04일 (일)
1. Somebody well practiced and accomplished in performing oral sex on a woman;
2. A lesbian;
3. A beardless clam affectionato;
4. A poon burgler;
5. A clit licker extraordinaire
1. I'll never get to score with Joan Jett -- she's a beaver cleaver.
2. I bet I can get Joan Jett to lick my snatch -- she's a beaver cleaver.
3. Thank god Rosie O'Donnell is a beaver cleaver. I'd never dip my dick in that nasty cooter.
Ward and June Cleaver가 작성 2004년 09월 28일 (화)
a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"
KevinCA$H가 작성 2006년 08월 03일 (목)
Penis
Your momma bled all over my beaver cleaver.

Eliot가 작성 2003년 10월 24일 (금)

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