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1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry.

2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4

3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4

3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra.

2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think.

3. my math teacher has no talent in anything

2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think.

3. my math teacher has no talent in anything

Sodak가 작성
2004년 02월 19일 (목)

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An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.

Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:

10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*

zuawg가 작성
2009년 05월 21일 (목)

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evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.

A standard torture session should proceed like this:

After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.

A standard torture session should proceed like this:

After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls.

P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist."

P2 - "Whatever."

P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"

P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"

P2 - "Whatever."

P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!"

P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!"

omgmathisgayasfuck666가 작성
2009년 04월 30일 (목)

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Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.

I got an F in algebra, now I've gotta take it agian!

BlueHair가 작성
2005년 04월 21일 (목)

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1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.

2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids

1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!

2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off.

Mike the Ekim가 작성
2005년 04월 09일 (토)

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Algebra is the most usless class ever created

if you get lost while driving and you stop at a gas station for directions i promise you that youll never hear this

drive down the road until you see another road perpinducular take a left and there will be another road parrelell eventually it will come in at a 45 degree angle... solve for X

drive down the road until you see another road perpinducular take a left and there will be another road parrelell eventually it will come in at a 45 degree angle... solve for X

Jake G.가 작성
2005년 06월 09일 (목)

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The most annoying, boring, useless, yet highly regarded subject in all levels of school.

Why am I taking math if I want to be a writer?

Pizzaguy가 작성
2005년 01월 11일 (화)