The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.
Matt J가 작성 2005년 09월 06일 (화)
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Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.
Anonymous가 작성 2003년 06월 16일 (월)
Liquid Panty Remover
"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."
Miss Mandi가 작성 2006년 06월 10일 (토)
A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).
You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!
The Canadian Information Minister가 작성 2003년 05월 12일 (월)
Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.
Pseudonym가 작성 2005년 03월 28일 (월)
The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.
Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.
Emilio Harwich가 작성 2006년 04월 05일 (수)
The antidote to reality.
reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.
SuperTech가 작성 2006년 08월 27일 (일)