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1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.
1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."

2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."
#synonyms: pain in the ass #nuisance #problem #annoying #frustrating #related words: work #school.
cshannon17가 작성 2010년 03월 07일 (일)
used to decribe malboro 100s
wanna yardstick? they're all i got.
#cigarettes #100s #tobacco #malboro #100
djashburnmn가 작성 2007년 09월 19일 (수)
a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore
holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"
#cocaine #meth mouth #atrain bad #snooders #hot ones #jim morrison #death
poopbandit#2가 작성 2007년 04월 18일 (수)
A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.
Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"
#yard tool #laundry stick #yard appliance #laundry tool #etc.
Brengland가 작성 2010년 02월 06일 (토)
A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).
He used a yardstick to measure things.
#similar: meter stick #ruler #measuring tape #caliper #odometer
Dueck가 작성 2006년 03월 09일 (목)
A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"
Mooganns has a big YARDSTICK
#yardstick #yardsticky #yarddick #lardstick #mooganns #the linda
Patrick Moose가 작성 2008년 03월 16일 (일)
A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.
Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard.
gt-skip가 작성 2005년 04월 15일 (금)
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