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To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
Jelly Pumpernickel가 작성 2012년 10월 04일 (목)
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
Choadalay-dee-heeee가 작성 2013년 01월 09일 (수)
another word for ejaculate
bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
another word for ejaculate가 작성 2015년 06월 10일 (수)
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
Big-OH가 작성 2009년 01월 23일 (금)
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
Ja-mmin가 작성 2005년 04월 24일 (일)
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
d to a the to the n-n-y가 작성 2007년 02월 11일 (일)
Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....
Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"
Nocturnal Eccentric가 작성 2009년 12월 29일 (화)

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