What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.
Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!
#stupid #ass #grandma #ugly #pointless #soap #ugh!
xmas-h8er가 작성 2009년 12월 25일 (금)
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When a man jerks off another man onto his genitals to use as soap after anal sex.
After tapping the sewage line Sam used Escobar as a Soap Dispenser to clean himself off before getting head.
#tapping the sewage line #jizz #soap #handjob #anal sex #gay
TheSewageAuthority가 작성 2011년 03월 16일 (수)
it's when a girl smokes way too much when she's a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he cums, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.
I did the soap dispenser to a new chick that I met at a bar. She didn't have her voice box thingy on her, but I still got her too give me head, and when I busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony
#sex #positions #nasty #discusting #weird
E FeAzY가 작성 2009년 05월 09일 (토)
Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy가 작성 2016년 04월 04일 (월)
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