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When a man wears tight jeans and therefore must move his penis to the side creating a "side pipe"
Man 1" These jeans are so tight"
Man 2 "I know you sure are rocking a side pipe"
alycatC가 작성 2011년 11월 25일 (금)
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to wear dangerously tight pants in the fashion of 80's musicians and/or pro wrasslers; so that the shape of your manly genitalia show proud and true like the god zues descending mount olympus.
these slortchin muffukkka's flock to my sidepipe like the pulsing dispenser of the nectar of the heavens that it is. (haters eat a dick)
chauncey mc.ballsdeep가 작성 2003년 11월 09일 (일)
When an individual of the male persuasion in an institutional circumstance (i.e. work, school, etc.) becomes sexually aroused, due to thoughts of past sexual exploits; the subsequent tightening of the groin area, due to the constriction of pants upon the hardened member, produces a penile-angular shift, which is almost perfectly horizontal in form, and points towards either the left or right. Thus the moniker, Side-Pipe.
Mosieur LePajonais: What, pray tell, is that tubular formation protruding from the side of your pantaloons?

Herr Schmidt: Why, my good man, tis my side-pipe!
ZIJPIJP가 작성 2010년 06월 15일 (화)
When a boy get a stiffy and his shlong goes down his leg.
"Early moring baseball. Joy" boy wearing compression shorts has a sidepipe and takes picture.
wennes가 작성 2015년 03월 18일 (수)
When a male has an erection that is bulging down his pant leg on his thigh.
Look at Jimmy's side pipes!!!
rjvir2가 작성 2004년 11월 29일 (월)
The act of copulating the stomatic abdominal opening of a colostomy patient.
Pete - "Bro, I heard you were trying to bang Stacy. You know she has a colostomy bag right?"

Travis - "I gives no fucks. Im'ma side pipe that slut."
swimp가 작성 2015년 03월 09일 (월)
When one man stelthely approaches another man from the side and rubs his man parts against another man's side. The man then shouts"Side Pipe". This activity typicaly takes place on Saturdays to celebrate "Side Pipe Saturday" .

Background: These types of games evolved from "Man Love Monday" where heterosexual men isolated from women while working in the logging camps of North Central West Virginia playfully turned to one and other to cope with isolation and lonleiness.
While Standing in the lunch line Rich snuck up on Mike and side piped him.
Floyd Waterdriver가 작성 2011년 08월 20일 (토)

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