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어떤 단어든 아래 칸에서 찾아보세요. 예를 들면 "sapiosexual"
 
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Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.
Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.
jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh가 작성 2010년 09월 16일 (목)
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The act of pleasuring one's genitals while thinking of or looking at your Fantasy Sports Team Roster.
"Got Montario Hardesty in the 6th.. chose that one purely based on name. Then went back, did some research and ooh"

"DUDE ARE YOU ROSTERBATING RIGHT NOW?"
MJEFF가 작성 2011년 10월 02일 (일)
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Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).

Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.

While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
I can't stop rosterbating over our lineup this weekend.
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