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The home nation of the Neckbeard people (i.e. Neckbeards, "Neckbeardis", Neck Beards).

Its currency could be Bitcoin, pizza, or perhaps Tolkienite? Exchange rates vary.

Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgins and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit - even though demographically speaking - the virgins should be male.

Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos, Cheetos); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew); Interwebz; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games, MMORPG, etc.).

The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeardis can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.

Travel forecast: The dark console wars look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs vs. vi wars).
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz and expect safety.

On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan (IRL natch), you'll find the Renfaire - where some Neckbeardis frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid (huzzah!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.

"'Swounds! My monitor tan!"

Chief exports of Neckbeardistan are little known facts, hindsight advice, and tech support.
Maybe.
If we closed the border to Neckbeardistan, we would never know how to reboot teh Interwebz!
ggr가 작성 2013년 06월 28일 (금)

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