The One And Only Tyrannosaurus sex.

A special kind of boy who has a "NORMAL" dick...(not really)

HA HA HA IS A JOKE!

It is a name.

It happens to be my name.

Sometimes wants to become the polar bear dog from legend of Kora.
Mike: If you could become any two animals mixed together what would you be?

Jamie: I dunno man cuz- i dunno...

Mike:I'd be a polar bear mixed with a dog.

Jamie:well those aren't too different so thats fi-

Mike: well it'd be double the size of the polar bear and you could ride me around like an animal you ride around...

Jamie: wouldn't you NOT want people riding you around on your back.

Mike: That's exactly what I want tho.

Jamie: O.O wut?
#happyshit #clean #music #jamie #lol
MANIAC!?가 작성 2013년 12월 01일 (일)
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
#mike #pizza #baking #cooking #frozen
NoMike가 작성 2013년 02월 18일 (월)
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
#cocksucker #wristwatch #nailclipper #goose #rash
LAdy gaga가 작성 2012년 06월 20일 (수)
A complete and utter douche bag! He is such a fuckboi and gets hurt ridiculously easy! He has this retarded Justin Bieber hair and admits to masterbation
Ugh I dated a mike!
That one girl sms가 작성 2016년 01월 08일 (금)
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
#faggotsquad #penis #microscopic #funny #queef
MikeHunt509가 작성 2014년 03월 16일 (일)
Clueless, yet trainable.
Mike is completely clueless about asking you to dance. But it's ok, he's trainable.
#dirty #awesome #bear #shy #great
SquishyG가 작성 2013년 09월 24일 (화)
a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both
You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.
#mike #michael #guy #sad #old
facon675309가 작성 2011년 08월 11일 (목)
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