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어떤 단어든 아래 칸에서 찾아보세요. 예를 들면 "hipster"
 
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Overachiever, split ends, wears the same clothes every day. Obnoxious, and rude. Thinks she is better than everyone else and feels the need to hit on your man. I give her props for not switching schools when everyone found out about what she did to her ex-boyfriend.
Lexi: Really, Melissa? Stop hitting on my man.

Mariah: Melissa, you seriously need to stop trying so hard, no man will ever love you.

Alex: Dude, why'd you break up with Melissa? She's so good at sports
Josh: Didn't you hear that Melissa took a shit on me when we dated? I was like bye bye!
hmmthatsmeeeeee가 작성 2011년 12월 11일 (일)
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Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.
boy- so bro wanna chill or something

random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT

boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
OHgreat1가 작성 2012년 01월 04일 (수)
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66.
The kind of girl that lies for attention.

Don't trust this girl, she'll tell you she has cancer and she'll tell you she's pregnant just to get her own way. She's also a complete jealous bitch of anyone who goes near her ex boyfriend. Also the worst follower in the world of dental hygiene. Bitch got clagnuts for teeth, yo.
OMG! Melissa is such a bitch.

Have you seen Melissa's teeth?! Ewwww.

Melissa got CLAGNUTS in her mouth, bro.
Don'ttrustcuzthehowon'ttrustme가 작성 2011년 12월 03일 (토)
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67.
Another word for a person who looks rather disgusting! They enjoy obsessively texting people who absolutely hate them! They like to brag about how many times they barf after parties. They are often in need of some face cream. I always see them getting stuck places. And they are alway desperate for attention!
"Look at that blubbery girl stuck under that thing over there!"
"Her names probably melissa"
Memeneme가 작성 2011년 11월 22일 (화)
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68.
Someone who is really blunt, but will tell you the truth, no matter what the circumstances. Someone who likes to go shopping, eat a lot, sleep and is kind of promiscuous but doesn't care if anyone calls her a whore. Melissa's are cool, nice, fun, honest,kinda whorish and a non conformist.
Guy#1: Dude! Did you make out with that girl at the party last night?
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: Melissa.
Guy#1: Figures.
Guy#2: She's cool though.
LifesucksbigTyme가 작성 2009년 04월 13일 (월)
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69.
a girl who will usually give blow jobs and do alot of kinky stuff

such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it
melissa: hey johnny
johnny: ehh
melissa: wanna fuck
johnny: hell yeah
melissa after sex: wanna go out
johnny: what who are you did you drug me
thatoneguyyoublew가 작성 2011년 06월 07일 (화)
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70.
Another word for a person with dry, red, hairy skin!
"Eww that chicks gross!"
"yeah she probably a Melissa!"
Memeneme가 작성 2011년 11월 22일 (화)
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