A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.

A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.
Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"

Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker Max : "So you like them?"

Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
Fratty St. Patty가 작성 2009년 03월 11일 (수)
Nick name for someone who was once in shape but gained a bunch of weight and is now obese
-Hey why is everyone calling Ryan "McGriddle?"

-Oh, because he was in shape a long time ago, but ate too many things from McDonalds.
tallboone가 작성 2009년 10월 06일 (화)
Testicles. Used when one of the many other synonyms would be crude or impolite.
Oh! He took one right in the McGriddles!
Casey Muratori가 작성 2006년 03월 18일 (토)
To suck at baseball, or just to suck in general.
"Boy, Rangers pitching sure made the Yankees look like a bunch of McGriddles out there today."

"Man, I totally McGriddled that Algebra final. I hope dad doesn't take away my Z-28."
Flynnyrd가 작성 2010년 04월 15일 (목)
a breakfast sandwich of warm golden griddle cakes, and different combinations of savory sausage, crispy bacon, fluffy eggs and melted cheese that is frequenly enjoyed by the Indian population
Ghandi would have loved to eat Mcgriddles for breakfast.
McFlurry가 작성 2003년 12월 03일 (수)
To make large bowel movement
I just took a fat mcgriddles
papadontpreach가 작성 2007년 08월 29일 (수)
Someone who is ugly as crap!
Yo Stephanie and Helen! Isn't That kid over there McGriddle?!
Mirah-Laila가 작성 2010년 10월 22일 (금)

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