someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
#gay #massacre #denial #homo #penis
therod74349가 작성 2010년 04월 27일 (화)
someone who says your their best friend, but makes you feel bad more than good. he gets mad at you for lying and making him cry, then makes you cry because of it. what a great guy.
matt says he's just kidding, but he really makes me cry.
#matt #mean #jerk #cry #bad
laker123가 작성 2009년 12월 13일 (일)
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
#matt #mathew #rutabaga #planting #rutebega
Andrichael가 작성 2010년 02월 20일 (토)
Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.
Matthew Watkinson.
#fat #ugly #gwaylow #gay #weak
matthew watkinson가 작성 2010년 05월 07일 (금)
Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!
#matt #giant #penis #in #your #butt #hole
Deirdre Orneles가 작성 2009년 02월 10일 (화)
The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
#gay #homo #faggot #cunt #dick
TheChamp123가 작성 2010년 12월 11일 (토)
Penis.
Male external sex organ.
WOW! that's a big Matt
#penis #male #sex #organ #external
Dino BOB!가 작성 2008년 05월 23일 (금)
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