A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
Andrichael가 작성 2010년 02월 20일 (토)
Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.
Matthew Watkinson.
matthew watkinson가 작성 2010년 05월 07일 (금)
Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!
Deirdre Orneles가 작성 2009년 02월 10일 (화)
The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
TheChamp123가 작성 2010년 12월 11일 (토)
Male external sex organ.
WOW! that's a big Matt
Dino BOB!가 작성 2008년 05월 23일 (금)
A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
Steve Dreadlock가 작성 2008년 06월 10일 (화)
One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.
Dunkin Pwnutz가 작성 2008년 07월 10일 (목)

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