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When you cum without touching yourself...
Guy1: Dude that girl was so fucking hot, I Joshed all over myself.

Guy2: I know! Same here man!

Girl overhearing convo: EWWW
TheNoTouchyCummer가 작성 2009년 10월 12일 (월)
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When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!
NorsemanMN가 작성 2015년 01월 04일 (일)
Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
SoAn14가 작성 2010년 12월 07일 (화)
To be stared at by a ginger. Usually in a creepy way
Grant got joshed in class today

"Daniel joshed my little sister"
Jackhammer300가 작성 2014년 04월 15일 (화)
Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.
Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>
$e9a가 작성 2009년 04월 07일 (화)
Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
Oh snap, you got joshed bro!
ArchosDome가 작성 2010년 10월 05일 (화)
A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.
The Real Wangsta가 작성 2007년 04월 16일 (월)

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