The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.
Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.
Rumpelstiltskin The Jew가 작성 2014년 02월 04일 (화)
Jose a mexican tamale maker who is a swinger. Quite the chubby chaser too. He sees a FUPA and he's there. Loves any and all sluts just like America is about give me your tired and poor.. Joses' motto is give me your whores of all shapes and sizes, diseases dont matter one cannot be picky. Titties and pussy (blue or not) is still titties and pussy. Most Joses' have no moral code and are a disgrace to everyone around them. If you hear the words "mmm smells like pussy in here" you know you've just met a Jose. Joses' are known to occasionally dabble in making phone sex/ voice recordings of themselves. Bottom line Joses' are the worst of the lot. Dirty little perverted man whores, who are sexist against women, that have no srtandards or morals of any kind and usually die of venereal diseases. If you meet a Jose run. But to be fair most Joses' are closet romantics. Don't be fooled!
Example: Hi my name is Jose and I'm going to act all mean and dickish, then be nice to you to get down your pants with the sole intention of giving you an STD so that you'll be stuck with me forever.
Adolfs minge가 작성 2012년 09월 26일 (수)
Faggot who sucks dicks a lot
You know him
Yes he is Jose the fag
Brathsolus가 작성 2013년 10월 28일 (월)
Monkey looking man....
Boy: Look at that monkey mommy

Mom: Oh...sweety that's a Jose
Bootysweat:3가 작성 2012년 08월 06일 (월)
Some mexican bitch in a lowrider
Jose:EY YO LOOK AT ME IN MY LOWRIDER SA... o shit... he brought his trolling friends..
joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee가 작성 2011년 08월 29일 (월)
a person who gets really confused when some one tells him anything
QUE ,ESE? SOY JOSE!
woodmaker가 작성 2010년 09월 21일 (화)
A man whose legs are so hairy, he looks like the half boy/half beast creature on Narnia.
Damn dude, I know you must be hot cuz you got that Jose going on and it's 100 degrees outside.
Stew-Pac가 작성 2010년 08월 20일 (금)

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