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Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.

Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.

Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get.

Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man.

Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush.

Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.

Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes.

Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one.

Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock.

Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.
Have fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer!
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a man with a well endowed sexual organ
its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
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penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
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A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
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you either have one or you are one
I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.
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For goodness sake, Johnson is a last name, all of the retarded people online with disgusting minds think that it is a slang for a males junk.
Harry: Hi, my name is Harry Johnson.

Mark: You have a Hairy Johnson, LMFAO

Harry: Fuckin Retard
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a penis, a weiner, a schlong, a dick
my johnson is a very long one
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