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A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.
the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.
#witch #boomer #charger #spitter #hunter
bambimustdie가 작성 2010년 03월 29일 (월)
A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

"I cant jockey it" - Michael Mcangry
#jockey #operate #mike #angry #tester
ANGRYMike가 작성 2007년 05월 04일 (금)
A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.
Person 1: "Damn, Erin went all jockey on Luke last night on the party bus huh?"
Person 2: "Yeah shit that had to have been painful for him... it didn't even look fun!"
#pain-bringer #erin #johnny-hump-quickly #ccc #mpg
Jockeynator3000가 작성 2011년 01월 24일 (월)
To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12
I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.
#fifa 12 #jockeying #jockey #football #tackling
Richie P83가 작성 2011년 09월 30일 (금)
Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock
Oi, look at that Jockey!
Blackers가 작성 2004년 04월 07일 (수)
1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.
Did you see Arnold walking down the road yesterday? He's such a jockey!
#prick #asshole #horse #rider #racer #jocky
davestophittingonjohn가 작성 2015년 01월 19일 (월)
A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.
Wesley: "Sean tried to tell us he was the office's Commercial Manager, but it turned out he just makes tea."
Aaron: "What a jumped-up kettle jockey!"

Paula: "I'm forty years old and you're demoting my role to checkout jockey?"
Store Manager: "Yup. Close the door on your way out."
#monkey #lowly #putdown #dig #apprentice
dickyboy가 작성 2006년 06월 30일 (금)
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