Just Fucking Kidding
Andy: I just raped a Donkey 2 times.
Kevin: Really?
Andy: JFK
kingdomkz가 작성 2008년 06월 18일 (수)
The act of pulling out of your partner before cumming while doing them doggy-style and then hitting him or her in the back of the head with your jizz.
Randy and I were having sex last night and he came so hard he JFK'ed me when he pulled out.
Arcadia Fallon가 작성 2011년 10월 18일 (화)
an abbreviation for "just fucking kidding"
Marc: Hey Stubby, have you lost weight?
Stubby: RAAAAAAGE!!! Omg, I have weighed the same for 2 years you jerk!
Marc: Chillax, I was jfk
SterlsSwagger가 작성 2011년 08월 06일 (토)
This is when someone is AFK so long it is assumed they are a dead president.
no one responding on IRC!

dats alright they prolly just JFK
Shagmelon가 작성 2011년 04월 17일 (일)
The act of ejaculating so hard in one's face that the sheer recoil of the busted load makes the receiver's head jerk back then to the side (either side will do) much like the unfortunate assassinated U.S. President of the 60's.
Man: You ready for it baby?

Woman: Yea gimme your man-chowder

Man: UGGHHHH! *shoots his load and does the J.F.K.*

Woman: WTF was that?

Man: That...*tiredly* was your first J.F.K.
TheDarkCharmer가 작성 2009년 10월 07일 (수)
Used for an Assassination in Halo 3
That dude just JFKd me
Cory Helwig가 작성 2008년 07월 10일 (목)
A JFK is getting your head "blown" while driving in a car.

Analogy: Roadhead
Yo Rich, I couldn't answer the phone because Latoya was givin' me some JFK!

Possible cellphone greeting: Sorry I can't answer the phone right now, I am busy getting a JFK. Please leave a message after the load.
BBT0101가 작성 2008년 04월 02일 (수)

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