n. A Japanese psychological mass-casualty weapon, developed by scientists at the Sanrio Corporation; unleashed upon humanity in 1974 with the goal of subjugating the planet under Japanese imperial rule.

Nobody knows how Hello Kitty works, but there is no denying the tragic consequences of its use: millions of fad-crazed zombies (the "Wapanese") now trod the earth, their rational faculties obliterated by an overpowering instinct to embrace Japanese pop culture. Furthermore, they sap the economies of the Western nations by purchasing boundless amounts of worthless Japanese kitsch. With proof of the Kitty's efficacy, the Japanese have subsequently deployed even more potent mind-control weapons, including Pokemon and Dragonball Z.

Doctors warn that even low-level exposure to Hello Kitty may cause a perfectly sound mind to crack. Anyone who accidently catches sight of this Kitty (an anthropomorphic cat having a hairbow and no mouth) is advised to seek psychotherapy at once and to report the sighting to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security for immediate liquidation.
"The people of the United States have already formed their opinions regarding Hello Kitty, and well understand the implication to the very life and safety of our nation."
Carl Willis가 작성 2005년 01월 12일 (수)
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An extremely popular cartoon cat in Japan, made by the Sanrio corporation, which appears on a wide variety of toys and consumer products. Also used to refer to the other cartoon characters which inhabit the same "world" as the cat.
I saw a new Hello Kitty plush doll the other day, and it was so adorable.
Anonymous가 작성 2003년 09월 02일 (화)
A popular Japanese character that helps delay the process of sexual discovery in pubescent girls.
At fourteen, my daughter is constantly playing with her dolls.
Better Hello Kitty than Hello Pussy!
Mastiboy가 작성 2006년 11월 30일 (목)
A very popular cartoon character from Japan
"...she's just a pussy with a bow on it" - Margaret Cho
s_N_double_O_P가 작성 2005년 04월 24일 (일)
The most adorable, beutiful, pretty, loving, friendly, amazing, miraculous, kitty ever! She has wonderful merchandise too and a twin sister named Mimmy who is also phenominal! She has cosmic powers to rule the world and everyone who insults her will be ruled by her in the after life.
Lawryn and Tiff have beautiful Hello Kitty bags which make them superior to the rest of the world because Hello Kitty is always with them.
Whitney Fontaine Sheniqua가 작성 2007년 06월 03일 (일)
A cartoon cat made by the Japanese company Sanrio. She is not satanic, she is not trying to take over the world. She is just a cute little cartoon cat.
Hello Kitty is a cute cartoon cat.
weirdo44가 작성 2008년 08월 30일 (토)
a mascot for scene kids usually on purses neclaces rings hair clips and myspace pages
o my god have you seen my new hello kitty necklace? its so chill
breelee가 작성 2007년 04월 27일 (금)

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