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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
Dave가 작성 2003년 03월 04일 (화)
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A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
nick가 작성 2005년 05월 06일 (금)
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
Saints가 작성 2003년 09월 21일 (일)
Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
goo'se가 작성 2003년 05월 09일 (금)
Rubbish, crap, a bad deal, a rip off
That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.
#crap #rubbish #rip off #let down #disappointment
Yesyoucangoto가 작성 2015년 09월 23일 (수)
The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place
i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.
#goose #goosed #fingerbum #unwelcome anal penetration #gossing
jkbomb91가 작성 2015년 03월 30일 (월)
A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.
Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!
#goose #goosey #gooser #allie #alicia
twoanonymouses가 작성 2008년 12월 28일 (일)
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